Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Today's particle physics describe light as a crumple in space, and we may have deformed space in such a way that they noticed something peculiar - and they had the ability to investigate it.

Press on. Obstacles are seldom the same size tomorrow as they are today.

Today's accomplishments were yesterday's impossibilities.

It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.

Virtually every civilized society today holds sacred the right to peaceably bury their dead.

The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press.

Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it.

Instead of a weak and vacillating Government, a single, purposeful, energetic personality is ruling today.

Today, it's money. There's no question about that. Unless you endorse a grill that cooks hamburgers and steaks, where else can you make the kind of money that you can make in the ring if you're good?

Today they have proven once again that the mainstream media can't print enough bad news about our troops.

There's a greatness in this country many of the kids today don't know.

The Court today completes the process of converting Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 from a guarantee that race or sex will not be the basis for often will.

But I think our humour is exactly the same today. Only, we've made rules now. We've said we are not going to do prosthetic make-up scenes, because when they take it off half your face comes off.