The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.
More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.
There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.
Show me a better man. Name one and I am answered; but do not point, as a disqualification, to the very facts which make this man fit beyond all others.
It's awfully hard to be the son of a great man and also of a half-crazy woman.
You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man.
And if these be unprincipled agents who scruple at nothing, he will be a bold man who will deny that there are always to be found men at the bar who lend their services most cordially to back and support these agents in their most desperate cases.
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer.
This is the story of what a Woman's patience can endure, and what a Man's resolution can achieve.
A wise man thinks what is easy is difficult.
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.