When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.
While I gave up God a long time ago, I never shook the habit of wanting to believe in something. So I replaced my creed of everlasting life with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Let us embrace Science and the new technologies unfettered, for it is these which will liberate mankind from the myth of god, and free us from our age old fears, from disease, death and the sweat of labor.
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.
It is not known precisely where angels dwell whether in the air, the void, or the planets. It has not been God's pleasure that we should be informed of their abode.
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.