So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.

Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.

You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.