I hope to get out before they start football next year.

It's football season; anything can happen.

Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.

That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

WIth football you can have up to 28 guys you consider starters, and if they can pick up the slack when some aren't playing so well, you don't have to turn those two game losing streaks into six-game losing streaks.

When Brian told me he grew up in New Mexico, I told him I thought it is cool that people from other countries play football. He corrected me on my geography and agreed to sit down with me anyway.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

You know, it's a different deal - throwing a football as opposed to throwing a baseball.

Fifa cannot sit by and see greed rule the football world. Nor shall we.

FIFA's goal of making the world a better place through football cannot be achieved through our efforts alone - equally important is the power which every fan of the beautiful game has at their disposal.

It is very important that football can see beyond religion but FIFA does not just ignore its impact.