People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.
My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
I wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me.
Webster and I are very aloof. The two of us go and sit there by ourselves. I sit by myself in the corner with my book and the newspaper. He kind of runs around a little bit, and then he goes and sits on top of the picnic table. He never plays with other little dogs.
Cinema is an old whore, like circus and variety, who knows how to give many kinds of pleasure. Besides, you can't teach old fleas new dogs.
That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.
I gave away two dogs years ago because I felt guilty at not being able to give them the time and attention they deserved. I now regularly feed an army of squirrels and wild birds around our house.