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He leaned about the same way in falling towards Jacqueline, forward, down towards the bottom of the car.

Yes, sir, a patrol car came and took me down to a station where they were trying to develop films, but they hadn't got the facilities to develop colored film.

Abraham Zapruder

Car

Film

Trying

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

Henny Youngman

Car

Man

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Henny Youngman

Car

Brother

I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car.

Albert Wynn

Car

Progress

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Steven Wright

Car

Play

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Steven Wright

Car

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

Steven Wright

Car

Driving

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Steven Wright

Car

People

We each own one car, and we have a reasonable house. It's a lovely place to be, but it's not extravagant.

Reese Witherspoon

Car

The percentage you're paying is too high priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson

Car