I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Experience burned into me the conviction that access to education ought to be based on how much you are willing to learn and how hard you are willing to work, not on how many dollars your family has in their bank account.
I'm letting no man handle my bank account.
Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success.
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account.
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal.
Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin.
In fact, I had a series of offers which would have brought me a lot of money to make films and package TV programs. There were people who said to me, we'll put a million dollars in your bank account tomorrow, which is a hard thing to turn down.