You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament.

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

When you hear someone from the very north of Scotland speaking, I think its nice, very musical and harmonious.

Perhaps I'm not a good actor, but I would be even worse at doing anything else.

Only 4 percent of all the companies owned in Scotland have their head offices in Scotland.

More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

It's a kind of madness in cosmopolitan cities now.

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

There's a lot of fantasy about what Scotland is, and the shortbread tins and that sort of thing.

There's one major difference between James Bond and me! He is able to sort out problems!

There's something fundamentally wrong with a system where there's been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.