Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.
No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Let's have some new cliches.
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.