Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn't be here. It'd still be waiting for an environmental impact statement.
Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
If the Soviet Union let another political party come into existence, they would still be a one-party state, because everybody would join the other party.
If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.
If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen.
Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
It doesn't do good to open doors for someone who doesn't have the price to get in. If he has the price, he may not need the laws. There is no law saying the Negro has to live in Harlem or Watts.
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available.