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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Robert Orben

Kids

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Robert Orben

Children

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Robert Orben

Luck

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben

Blame

Computer

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Robert Orben

Time

Flies

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Robert Orben

Now

Pollution

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Robert Orben

Health

Will

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Robert Orben

God

People