A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in.
Modesty is a quality in a lover more praised by the women than liked.
I'm called away by particular business - but I leave my character behind me.
I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere.
I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.
Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.
Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer.
Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day.
Remember that when you meet your antagonist, to do everything in a mild agreeable manner. Let your courage be keen, but, at the same time, as polished as your sword.