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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.