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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Larry David

Change

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

Larry David

Being

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

Larry David

People

Comedy