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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
Life
Childhood
Preparation
I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
Kinky Friedman
Legislation
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
Kinky Friedman
Now
Prayer
Right
School
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Kinky Friedman
Women
Care
Old
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman
Love
Money
May
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Kinky Friedman
Civil rights
Country
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
Kinky Friedman
Time
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
Love
Money
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman
Marriage
Gay
Rest
Right
Support
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
Kinky Friedman
Hell
Musicians
Politicians
State
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman
God
Choice
May
Respect
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Kinky Friedman
War
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman
Property
Taxes
Want
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
Kinky Friedman
Hair
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
Life
Childhood
First
Preparation