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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

Young people are the key to this election.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

I see an issue I like, and I support it.