It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.