All the world loves a good loser.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
A loafer always has the correct time.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.