I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
I am in love with Larry David.
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.