Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.
That's life when you're on the D-list.
So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
My act is based on my life.
My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.
It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.