The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.