There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!