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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
Colin Mochrie
Deep
Trying
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
Colin Mochrie
Ability
Accomplishment
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
Colin Mochrie
People
Americans
Will
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
Colin Mochrie
Life
People
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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Famous
Prostitution
State
Today
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
Colin Mochrie
Mother
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
Colin Mochrie
People
Revenge
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
Colin Mochrie
Thought
Living
Skill
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin Mochrie
Work
Talent
Discipline
Hard work
Writer
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
Colin Mochrie
People
Songs
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
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Funny
People
Want
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
Colin Mochrie
Nature
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
Colin Mochrie
Act
Dying
Fish
Rivers
When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
Colin Mochrie
Work
Life
Trust
Control
Consequences
World
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
Colin Mochrie
School