Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.