Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.