He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Most people return small favors, acknowledge medium ones and repay greater ones - with ingratitude.
I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of things.
Hunger is the best pickle.
Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day.
How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them.
Honesty is the best policy.
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees.
He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.
He that rises late must trot all day.
Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory, sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of more use to them.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.