In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading or do things worth writing.
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality.
If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him.
If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
I should have no objection to go over the same life from its beginning to the end: requesting only the advantage authors have, of correcting in a second edition the faults of the first.
I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.
If you desire many things, many things will seem few.
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
Fatigue is the best pillow.
Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.