As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.
The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.
I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.
When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.
We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.
They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.