To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.