As I speak to you today, government censors somewhere are working furiously to erase my words from the records of history. But history itself has already condemned these tactics.
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
We die in proportion to the words we fling around us.
The short words are best, and the old words are the best of all.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
Eating words has never given me indigestion.
Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.
In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
Language is a process of free creation; its laws and principles are fixed, but the manner in which the principles of generation are used is free and infinitely varied. Even the interpretation and use of words involves a process of free creation.
Sometimes I'll come up with a lick that I really love, and I'll try to put the right words to it for years. Suddenly something comes to me that works just right.
Science in the modern world has many uses; its chief use, however, is to provide long words to cover the errors of the rich.
Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.
I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq; "consistent" is not one of them.