Any actor will tell you there's more of a schedule to doing a television show. That's why you'll notice a lot of big movie actors are doing television, and they'll tell you, it's because of the schedule.
Even in these times, there are still neighbors that will turn their backs on neighbors.
I think that if you keep banging at the door all you need is a little foothold, a little tiny foothold, and then the rest will take care of itself.
I think the quality of something like the Beveridge, for instance, will have a life of its own.
Music is a continuum and the modern and avant-garde composers of today will be part of the standard repertoire 30 years from now.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.
Hopefully standup will become special again.
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove, That valleys, groves, hills, and fields, Woods, or steepy mountain yields.