I'm pretty instinctive. I'm a quick learner.

When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

When I first came up, the bullpen was pretty much where they put the guys who couldn't start.

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.

I was a pretty good coach and working with marketing was like coaching.

Even though I pretty much made my own decisions early on, when I was younger I tended to overbook my life.

To come in and win three races already this year and maybe set a record by winning four is pretty unique. But guys like Mark Martin, Rusty Wallace and these guys are not wanting that to happen.

Ten percent of the big fish still remain. There are still some blue whales. There are still some krill in Antarctica. There are a few oysters in Chesapeake Bay. Half the coral reefs are still in pretty good shape, a jeweled belt around the middle of the planet. There's still time, but not a lot, to turn things around.

I've seen a dead body, I've seen some pretty gruesome fist fights, I've been a hunter since I was a child, though I don't anymore, I've gutted wild game.

Any time you put a cast like this in compromising circumstances or shake it up a little bit, I think we're all pretty close so we draw on real emotion.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously, instead of a pretty little twit.