No one who has come to true greatness has not felt in some degree that his life belongs to the people, and what God has given them he gives it for mankind.
Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.
I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
When you use the term minority or minorities in reference to people, you're telling them that they're less than somebody else.
I believe in the Wal-Mart school of business. The less people pay, the more they enjoy it.
I'd love to play a villain in a movie, the kind of bad guy you would never think of me being able to play. Like most people, I have a darker side I'd like to explore onscreen.
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
People aren't always themselves. They're always holding back something.
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
People want reality that tells them how right they are all the time.
People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness.
Highly educated young people are tutored, taught and monitored in all aspects of their lives, except the most important, which is character building. When it comes to this, most universities leave them alone.