There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

Oh, my ways are strange ways and new ways and old ways, And deep ways and steep ways and high ways and low, I'm at home and at ease on a track that I know not, And restless and lost on a road that I know.

Exeter City's trip to Old Trafford will be a great day for their fans but that is about it - they won't get the result they want against Manchester United.

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.

God how I hate new countries: They are older than the old, more sophisticated, much more conceited, only young in a certain puerile vanity more like senility than anything.

People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?

France cannot be destroyed. She is an old country who, despite her misfortunes, has, and always will have, thanks to her past, a tremendous prestige in the world, whatever the fate inflicted upon her.

One thing is certain. The old Piper Laurie is no more.

It was at this moment that I wrote my first important paper in theoretical physics. I was 32 years old, 5 years beyond the alleged age of senility for theorists.

This aircraft tops everything. All the others look old as compared to this one.

Most of these alternative arrangements, so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages, not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage.

I started to write in 2001. I wrote the books for the fun of it. It was an old idea I had had since the nineties.

You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.