I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.

I don't look as handsome in Men in Black 2 as I did in the first one.

If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss; and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor.

If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.

There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them.

Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.

But men are men; the best sometimes forget.

There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.

Men shut their doors against a setting sun.

Men's vows are women's traitors!

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!