My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it?
The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads.
I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.
The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.
I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.
The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture.
But let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist.
The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe, things can only get better for the Irish.
I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same.
I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that.
As they say, one thing led to another, and, ultimately, the British and Irish governments asked me to serve as chairman of the peace negotiations, which ironically began six years ago this week.
I had great faith in Irish actors, that they'd be hip to the whole theatre thing, and they are. I had no illusions of coming over here as some kind of big shot. It's been a learning experience for me too.
My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so many great Irish writers - because there is something mystical in the air. There's always this cloudy, moody sky and it's challenging.
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door.
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.