Humor

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Robert Benchley
Humor
People
Will
Worry
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
Humor
Road
Sense
If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.
Kate Beckinsale
Humor
Sex
Sense
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.
Victoria Beckham
Humor
Friend
Gold
Man
Sense
You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
Lance Bass
Humor
Sanity
Sense
If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.
Lynda Barry
Humor
Time
Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
Lynda Barry
Humor
Time
Fool
I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is.
Antonio Banderas
Humor
Love
America
Americans
Countries
Diversity
Sense
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
Enid Bagnold
God
Humor
First
Needs
Wishes
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon
Humor
Imagination
Man
Sense
I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They kind of keep each other honest, and they enjoy each other's sense of humor. Kind of a sexy but boring relationship.
Patricia Arquette
Love
Marriage
Humor
Sense
Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there.
Sergio Aragones
Humor
Building
Suspense
Theory
Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions and gets down to what people are to people.
Robert Altman
Humor
People
Values
Chance
Emotions
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
Dad
Friendship
Humor
Mom
Example
Fun
Kids
Needs
Parents
Respect
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Steve Allen
Humor