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I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

I watched a porno once, it was really funny.

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.

Anthony Holden

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People

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Paris Hilton

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Heart

When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

Nicky Hilton

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Hair

It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.

Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.

Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

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Hurt

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny.

Beth Henley

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People

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.

Jimi Hendrix

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