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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

Stephen King

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Houses

Road

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Regina King

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HusbThought

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.

Jaime King

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Stairs

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

Ken Kesey

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You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

Graham Kennedy

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Want

I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

Sally Kellerman

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No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

Mike Judge

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Life

It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant.

I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny.