I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it.
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
It's funny, 'cause it seems like just yesterday that I was the youngest player just starting out. But now there are young players all over the league, and they'll ask me questions about playing overseas or finding an agent.
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.