It occured to me the other day that I've made out with more people on camera than I have in real life!
When it is time to get to work, I go away completely and don't do anything except the work. And that can be 16 hours a day.
I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
My first day in Chicago, September 4, 1983. I set foot in this city, and just walking down the street, it was like roots, like the motherland. I knew I belonged here.
The way animals were and are abused appalls me to this very day.
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
I have come slowly into possession of such powers as I have. I receive the opinions of my day. I do not conceive them. But I receive them into a vivid mind.
I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose.
You cannot, in human experience, rush into the light. You have to go through the twilight into the broadening day before the noon comes and the full sun is upon the landscape.
We are not cured of alcoholism. What we have is a daily reprieve contingent on the maintenance of our spiritual condition. Every day is a day when we must carry the vision of God's will into all of our daily activities.
It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day.
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights.
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh.
Too many security officers live day to day. They just want to be treated with dignity.