When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.
When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.
You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.
Now when I came to go up to operations, I went down to this patient's room and got down on my knees at the foot of the bed and earnestly asked the Lord to help us and to help me.
I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening.
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
If he could sleep on it. He would make his bed with white sheets And disappear into the white, Like a man diving, If he could be certain That the light Would not keep him awake, The light that reaches To the bottom.
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.
This is the very womb and bed of enormity.
I think recent revelations about who's in what bed speak to the problems with what happened in the Gulf.
Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.