I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I like a man who grins when he fights.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I never worry about action, but only inaction.
I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer, I should at once have been rightly cast aside.
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting.
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.
Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.