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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

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Right

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

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Body

Old

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Money

Chance

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

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Years

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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Cure

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

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Singing

Years

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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Army

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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Father

Influence

It's all in the mind, you know.

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Mind

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

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Marriage

Want

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

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Order

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Dying

Want