Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.