Avoid running at all times.
Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
If a man can beat you, walk him.
My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.
My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.