When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?
When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government.
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?
Can you really forgive if you can't forget?
I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.
I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.
In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.