In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wait till he has done this before paying much attention to him.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the world a hundred years hence.
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.
If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.
I never knew a writer yet who took the smallest pains with his style and was at the same time readable.
Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them.
Young people have a marvelous faculty of either dying or adapting themselves to circumstances.
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
Work with some men is as besetting a sin as idleness.
A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.
A man should be just cultured enough to be able to look with suspicion upon culture at first, not second hand.
A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy.