The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.
To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him.
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
Virtue knows that it is impossible to get on without compromise, and tunes herself, as it were, a trifle sharp to allow for an inevitable fall in playing.
To die is but to leave off dying and do the thing once for all.
We are not won by arguments that we can analyse but by tone and temper, by the manner which is the man himself.
Though analogy is often misleading, it is the least misleading thing we have.
What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth.
When a man is in doubt about this or that in his writing, it will often guide him if he asks himself how it will tell a hundred years hence.